Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Palepneo Jopper
Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
Streef Boganoff
Bounty hunter
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
beese churger took me out
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @[email protected] made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
Chac’n’Meese
Sootlong Fub
Boot reer
You’ll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry one like that
For people who don’t listen
köner debab
Cot Hoffee