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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoAfter an unsuccessful beet harvest, why did the farmer become a rapper?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.