Status symbol: “I’m a fucking moron :D”

Oh no

So your solution is ‘fuck trying to be helpful, they’re finished, don’t even bother’? As someone who is in a similar situation to OP, kindly eat shit and die. I will happily look into ways to regain my mobility, cognitive sharpness, and retrain my brain to overcome my loses, and I’m sure as fuck others would as well. It’s fucking awful to be effectively chained to a bed or chair, forced to watch your life fade away, unable to do anything. I’m always up for trying new medical tech and therapy methods, and I go back to therapy every couple years to try again, and try new ideas.

To have your state of mind is awful for yourself, but is nothing short of disgusting, hurtful, and distressing for others. Truly, fuck you.

Sharing? Communism. Straight to jail.

“15 minutes could save you 15% or more 100% on car insurance”

(by leaving the scene of the accident as rapidly as possible. ‘Geico’? No no, ‘Guy, Go’.)

Sorry, no can do, also cupholders are extra, best we can do is plastic hubcaps and a 10,000/6 month warranty.

Absolutely nobody will cut you off in traffic, though. At least nobody who wants to see the next sunrise…

Well that’s not very typical