yeah, as it turns out humans are actually inherently mutualistic and when faced with adversity will reliably organize quite well.

because, like, that’s a pretty handy feature to evolve as a social species.

they’re evil wasps, the average wasp is just a standard flying insect with a weird abdomen and propensity for parasitizing other horrid creatures.

but worker bees generally don’t have to sting anything, the amount of them that do have to do so is low enough that it’s not a big issue, and they have probably gotten work done before dying anyways.

bees are like stoner dudes, they might bump into you and ask if they can have that sandwich you’re holding, but you can just politely decline and they’ll go “alright, cool” and keep going along.

hornets are like unruly children with a sewing needle, they have no remorse and will stab you in the shins in hopes that you drop the sandwich.

the reality that hornets are miserable dickwads who exist to torture humans specifically.

jumping spiders are the invertebrates who know you’re effectively a god compared to them, they’ll just stand still and try not to be noticed, and if you start very obviously studying it they tend to realize there’s not much more they can do and they just study you back.

Vague Vinegar is 100% something you’d make in slime rancher

at least he went about it scientifically rather than going “yo bruh try somma this shit, it’s fire trust me”

something tells me the deranged erotica would exist anyways, iirc it’s something marx predicted as a consequence of capitalism, seriously.

seriously, the more you actually read up about human history and biology the more you see that we’re just… kinda fucking great, when we’re not constantly torturing ourselves and trying to justify it like stockholm syndrome’d abuse victims.

i mean it’s like pasta or potatoes or any other starch, cook it properly with some salt and it tastes fairly good, add some butter or similar and it tastes very good, then make it part of a suitable meal and it’s REALLY good

also if that bread was only ever served underbaked and untoasted, with the toppings laid directly on the bread slice without any fat between.

yo mama so big, she occupies the ecological niche of giant filter feeder!

these —guys— are wonderful

just the other day i discovered that my “cactus” is in fact a euphorbia trigona, and they can grow into TREES, so i guess i have a lifelong companion.

hollow knight lookin ass

bah i’m sure horse chestnuts can’t be that different from normal on- reverb fart