Makeitstop@lemmy.worldtopolitics @lemmy.world•Trump Hails Himself Israel’s Savior in Fantastical SpeechEnglish
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5 hours agoHe’ll say the opposite thing in the next sentence. Fuck, he’ll say it in the same sentence. Though I suppose that’s easier when you ramble incoherently and jump from topic to topic without ever finding the end of a sentence.
I once worked for an idiot who was a little high strung, and who responded to anything unexpected by getting angry. This exchange actually happened:
Other employee: “Hey boss, the bank called, they made a mistake, you actually have $100 more than you thought you had.”
Boss: “WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?”