KingJalopy

You’ll find that anywhere. Not just on the Internet, either. Literally, everywhere.

Wow, you had flour at your house? Who’s the capitalist pig now? Must’ve been nice eating bread.

I tried to tell this to some kid at my child’s school’s trunk or treat the other day he said, “sorry all I have is a pillowcase” and I said dude that’s the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.

Now that I think about it we were also really poor…

Straight from bored panda after they stole it from reddit. This meme has legs!

all ways

Nice

I googled it

The letter ð represents the voiced dental fricative, a consonant sound that is similar to the “th” sound in the word “father”. It is also known as eth, and comes from the Old English and Icelandic letter of the same name.

Govt pot. It’s just a dime of sad Reggie that got marked up 100,000,000x due to the modern miracle of bureaucracy and corruption.

I just tried to imagine this and my brain kinda vomited a bit I think.

Today is kind of a not very blessed day at least in America

That shit ass has a poop butt

My little poop butt can be a real shit ass

I like it

Thinking the words, “just calm down” in the heat of an argument with my wife will actually work if I just try it enough times. Mathematically it should but it seems math doesn’t care about that.

They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They’re super awesome.

It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…

I’m sure the water put it out.

Looks like it can run doom

Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.

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Thanks I couldn’t remember the name

Read the manga. It’s very short but very terrifying