Yeah fuck these kids for trying to checks notes stay alive?

I just want the functionality organized in some predictable way and leave me some place to work in

Then customize it. If you’re using Office, it should even be transferred between devices. This is exactly why you can customize it: so you can make your type of work your focus.

I’m not here to defend MS or anything, but I can’t help pointing out the answer right in front of you.

You know you can customize the ribbon entirely, right? Make it your own and put your most used features in there