• skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    He didn’t try at all, the porn account in question has his full name and email address attached to it. Naturally when faced with receipts, his immediate response is the Shaggy Defense.

    “It wasn’t me.” We have concrete evidence that it was definitely you. You signed your name on it. “It wasn’t me.”

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      9 hours ago

      One copy of “Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Austin Powers.