We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!
Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore
I know, right?
Sodium Laureth Sulfate.
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.
Laureth. Lauryl. Laureth. Lauryl.
What? Is? The DEAL?
Better go to the library to look it up in an encyclopedia!
Dr. Bronners has enough stuff on it to read for 30 mins.
And it gave you your daily dose of crazy in the pre-Internet age.
Methylchloroisothiazolonone
Bathroom readers, magazines, and Readers digest.
Oops got stuck in another lather, rinse, repeat loop
In recent times, by reading. Before that, i think most people pooped faster than we do due to better digestable foods
And before that, pooping was a social function .
There used to be a basket full of old National Geographic, Newsweek, and GQ magazines in the bathroom for you and any guests to enjoy.
You’ve forgotten Reader’s Digest.
And we can’t forget the episode of Seinfeld where George takes a book into the bathroom.
Huh, this vegan dog shampoo has not been tested on animals.
I feel like that’s the one product they should test on animals so that my dog doesn’t have to be the guinea pig.
Archie comic books.
Yes! I still have a number of these around here somewhere. They’re old, and many of the articles are out of date, but they’re still enjoyable reads!
A young man sat in his bathroom, his ass numb and tingling. He stared at the wall before him. He could feel the toilet paper in his hand, hear the tumbling of the roll as he tugged at it in anticipation. He clinched his gut and pushed with all his strength. Three large pepperoni pizzas emerged from his butt.
He tried to keep his secret, but it was difficult. The aroma of pepperoni pizza would often waft through his house, followed by the unmistakable sound of a toilet flushing. His family began to suspect something was amiss, but they were too polite to ask.
He realized that his pepperoni pizza predicament wasn’t a curse, but rather a unique gift. It had given him a new appreciation for the simple joys of life, and delicious pizza.
Good ole Reader’s Digest.
In my childhood household, at all times, there were in-progress books on the back of the commode. You would simply select the one relevant to you.
Like a family relay race of books?
I used to keep a book under the sink.
I wiped with a CD instead.
Scraaaaaaaaaaape. Ahhhhh.
i was thinking vertically
Oh, like a poop knife.
Magazines and newspapers.
OP: wha- what is a m-m-magazine?
Plus catalogs.
The Sears catalog was multipurpose
Our bathroom door has a built-in magazine rack dating back to the 70s. It holds phones pretty well too.
But does it know why kids love the taste of cinnemon toast crunch???
It holds phones pretty well too.
Phones can have more than one app installed ya know lol
“Shelf” isn’t one of them, sadly.
They didn’t. Which is why boomers are full of shit.