careful, pussy; you might grab yourself.
Tbf, maybe he’s too busy digging a key out of his small intestines with his own hands?
Trump is such a lil bitch.
Pussy ass bitch got obliterated and is running scared. Can’t even get a single conherent sentence about policy out of his mouth.
Vote in November and make sure his ass lands in a prison cell.
Trump is a scaredy cat man
Tweet this at the orange idiot. I’d do it but I ditched Twitter when Musky took over.
They should still have the debate. Empty podium and all.
Even better, have a fact checker repeat a summarized version of Trump’s previous answers to similar questions and then explain why it was a lie.
Or have it cut to the empty podium for 2 seconds, before they say “oh yeah, Donald Trump was too tired to attend today, too tired, very tired candidate…”
Or say “Wow the crowd is going crazy for you Mr. Trump” followed by a shot of an empty row of seats
This is even better than saying he is a coward. We should be spamming social media, “low energy Donald too old for second debate.”
I vote that he’s replaced with a slowly melting ice cube.
Come on, we can’t replace him with something more competent
A head of lettuce?
Still too lively.
Tub of lard. (All three things have replaced British politicians)
Lard is tasty and useful.
I vote that he is replaced with a robot that cracks eggs into a cold pan at a rate of 1 egg every 10 minutes.
They should ask the questions to both candidates, and just cut to an empty podium every time it’s Trump’s turn.
“Mr. President, you have one minute to respond to the Vice President’s claims.”
crickets
Would backfire with whoever is somehow still undecided, I fear
How?
Of course he does because he’s a fucking moron and a coward
Back before the 2016 Conventions, Donnie challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate. Bernie accepted and Trump had to run away from his own challenge. Worse, the event was supposed to raise money for charity…
Sad. What a loser. His campaign is a total disaster.
Best entrenched base wins. Go vote and take your friends.
Trump is a whiny loser and a coward. He knows it, Ivana knew it, Marla Maples knew it, Karen McDougall knew it, the underage sex workers on Epstein islend knew it, Melania knows it, and Loomer knows it.
Big sad.
He knows he would lose.
Because that’s what winners do /s