-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette
-Relaxed child support laws: Requires deliberate decision to incubate the egg
-Clean packaged periods: Egg = No mess!
Although, there would be stories about partners hiding fertilized eggs: Instead of unplanned parenthood we would have unconsensual parenthood
There’s probably more nuances I am missing. But do discuss it in the comments.
No thank you. The eggs would have to be enormous to develop into a human baby, and laying one of those every month would suck.
Dinosaurs were pretty big too
Yup. Eggs>livebirth. They’re also easier to expel because the shell helps it to slide through. Once you get it about 2/3rds of the way out, simply relaxing causes the rest to come out on its own. Still painful, but at least goes part of the way itself. Plus you don’t have to deal with a squirming, screaming creature wanting to gorge itself on your nutrient sacks while you’re trying to recover.
Shock eggs are horrifying though. Yanno, when you thought your boyfriend pulled out and then you accidently commit infanticide.
Edit: don’t ask what happens if the shell breaks while it’s still inside. You don’t wanna know. Be thankful you’re approaching this evolutionary step voluntarily and not due to natural evolution. Evolution sometimes decides that those kinds of questions aren’t worth bothering with. You’re lucky though. When the time comes, you’ll get to choose how you want your eggs done.
Gonna give Easter Eggs a whole new dimension.
And how much are you asking for in research funding?
A single shoot for everything like the cloaca sounds terrible though
Return to monotreme.
-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette
That’s abortion, at least going by bird eggs.
Much safer than whatever people did before abortion clinics, though!
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Yeah, nah mate. Shiela’s should grow a pouch, eh?
“ohh yeah cum inside me” will now be changed into “ohh yeah bukkake right onto this egg i just laid”
Isn’t that just fish?
I thought birds still fuc
If by “fuc” you mean pushing cloaca at each other then yes they fuck. But for most bird species males don’t have a penis for penetration
Ops focus on a singular “nicely packaged “ egg made me unable to consider anything else then bird eggs.
I was so confused by your comment, i had to look it up.