The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoSometimes the grass is greenerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down13
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minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoI just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoWhat about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 hours agoHear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 hours agoAhh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you. ***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?
minus-squaretrainsaresexy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 hours agoOne day I plan to enter the cologne phase of life but it hasn’t happened yet. I like smells but I don’t like mall shopping.
minus-squareleisesprecher@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoI’d prefer not to have any smell, but that is apparently really hard to do. And why do all products for men have to look like I’m cosplaying a sci-fi tactical commando?
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·24 hours agoSame reason “gamer” PC peripherals all look like Gigatron’s nut sack.
minus-squareTriflingToad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoI assume having no smell is really hard to do and to cover up the slight chemical smell they put a stronger smell over it. That being said I am definitely not a deodorant taste tester so 🤷♀️
minus-squareSirSnufflelump@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day ago… this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.
I just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.
What about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!
Hear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.
Ahh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you.
***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?
One day I plan to enter the cologne phase of life but it hasn’t happened yet. I like smells but I don’t like mall shopping.
I’d prefer not to have any smell, but that is apparently really hard to do.
And why do all products for men have to look like I’m cosplaying a sci-fi tactical commando?
Same reason “gamer” PC peripherals all look like Gigatron’s nut sack.
I assume having no smell is really hard to do and to cover up the slight chemical smell they put a stronger smell over it. That being said I am definitely not a deodorant taste tester so 🤷♀️
… this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.
Mmm push pops