owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoHow do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareHow do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoI’m gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 hours agoIs that why the last few haven’t made any sense to me? I’m missing the back story?
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoLooking at OPs post history… They missed one actually
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoWait… what’s the missing one?
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI always heard it starting with: "You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left? 299" The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with: "But… They still don’t make it across, why? Because you threw a brick at them!"
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoHaven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.
I’m gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity
Is that why the last few haven’t made any sense to me? I’m missing the back story?
Looking at OPs post history… They missed one actually
Wait… what’s the missing one?
I always heard it starting with:
"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?
299"
The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:
"But… They still don’t make it across, why?
Because you threw a brick at them!"
Haven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.