“Wouldn’t it be great if everybody gave my AI company money?”

“For doing what?”

“… I don’t follow.”

They’re instead letting an AI generate their stock price. It is a number now.

Also known for inventing the phrase “lend me your ear”.

It’s especially important to get all the children, women and elderly people who have literally zero influence on anything and to then extinguish the entire basis for their livelihoods wholesale. In fact, they’re the easiest to punish for whatever someone else has done or is doing or will do -doesn’t matter, excuses will be made up- because they can’t defend themselves when you take everything they own. Galaxy brain material here, truly.

You forgot your /s tag btw.

I am sorry that kicking the Eurotrash invaders and their descendants off your continent didn’t work out for you and in the end you were jammed into special reservations without being reimbursed for all the land theft after all.

Sacre bleu! It’s almost like the free speech warrior does not know that the other aspect of free speech besides speaking freely is being able to choose whom to listen to! Does he think free speech means being forced to listen to specific people speak?

Surprised. Pikachu. Face.

If the enshittification works, it will be an ad service offering videos on the side (if you pay up).

The next tesla model will have a coal oven inside it. Will still run on electricity, the oven is just in there so you can do some pollution too. The main factor in making the electric part palpable to republicans will be telling them how brown people are being exploited to get the materials for the batteries out of the ground.

Intern’s name is Guy. Fall, Guy.

Eh, he’s used to that.

Ah, simpler times. Why do I wanna play Pokemon Go now?