What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?
Bull fucking shit.
It’s not real, that’s the Mediterranean sea.
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Georgia is about right
From the looks of it, I’ll eventually be living on some waterfront property.
im just glad the rockies are underwater
At least New Orleans and Florida are spared.
Water is now flowing up. Truly chaotic times.
Who is we? Stop putting this at the feet of the poor and telling me it’s my job to fix what billionaires are causing
I’d love to have a great seaside property in Montana. I’ll call up Aquaman Realtors ASAP!
Arma 3’s lore has a lot of explaining to do
Why is Florida still there?
That’s how you know the map is fake.
No joke, that was the first hint.
America took viagra.
Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea
No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.
Every chance we can.
Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.
Can’t you read a map?
It’s actually mirrored Norway
Like roaches, really hard to kill.
They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.
Brb, moving to northern Dakitaly
It will be the perfect place to restore the Roman Empire.
I see nothing but improvements.
no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?
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I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Happens to the best of us.
Tho at the some time I bet some real estate people would see this and start buying up “future beach front properties”.
Helping the economy!!1
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.
Actually, as tectonic uplift interacts with mantle plume activity, crustal thinning could occur, creating a series of grabens and faulted basins. These basins would rapidly flood as water levels rise, forming an inland sea. The unique east-west orientation of the rift system would shape this new body of water in a manner resembling the Mediterranean. Furthermore, increased precipitation, a byproduct of global climate shifts, could introduce more freshwater inflows from the Mississippi River and other tributaries, enhancing the formation of coastal ecosystems similar to those around the Mediterranean. Over millennia, the regional limestone bedrock would undergo karstification due to the influx of acidic rain, contributing to the rugged, cliffed coastlines characteristic of Mediterranean geology. Damn ChatGPT is good at shitposting…
Turbo Encabulator vibes from the LLM.
I’m flattered by even being associated with this comparison.
There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!
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I know this is bullshit because I still see Florida
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
Some say the end is near
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon
Nothing of value was lost.