• SoloboiNanook [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    1·
    11 minutes ago

    I was at the beach in Florida in August and some dude caught a baby one while fishing off the beach lol. Kinda upset he held it out for so long bragging but they did toss it back

  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.eeEnglish
    1·
    13 minutes ago

    “They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning…” But Hammerhead is a baddie and sharks aren’t supposed to be baddies any more. Sharks are friends, not threats. So Hammerhead slipped quietly into the distance to await his time of glory, when one day he will return to rule the Ocean with an iron fist head.

    Incidentally, dolphins have had a troubled role-reversal in the fashion of popular opinion too. They were friends! Companions! Even amusements for a while, before everyone agreed they should be free. Now they are wanton rapists and bullies. Shed a tear for the poor, maligned dolphin, carrying the disgrace of his ill-behaved friends and relations. All Dolphins Are Not Bad.

    One day the Bottlenose and the Hammerhead will return as friends, splendorous and loved. But will they find the World worthy of their love? Or will they leave, with a parting farewell, and a thanks for all the fish.

  • s_s@lemm.eeEnglish
    7·
    2 hours ago

    What about the hammerhead shark guys who looked like bebop and rocksteady?

    Am I imagining them?

  • malamignasanmig@group.ltEnglish
    2·
    2 hours ago

    Ah they meant ranking. I thought they were going to say something about the hammerheads looking like that because they hit the ground face first.

  • dmention7@lemm.eeEnglish
    4·
    3 hours ago

    I watched the OG Jurassic Park the other weekend, and realized I haven’t thought about a triceratops in probably a decade at least.

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  • Noble Shift@lemmy.worldEnglish
    59·
    5 hours ago

    Great whites are just like running backs or a slow AF freight train, tigers are twitchy like that meth head at the petrol station, bull sharks are actually bullies, makos are a bullet train with teeth and something to prove, hammerheads are just plain graceful.

    Coolest shark is definitely a hammerhead, I’ll vote for the Great HH.

    [edit 2nd coolest sharks are Nurse Sharks because you can wade / sit in the water and they come up like dogs.

      • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        46 minutes ago

        Oceanic white tips? 10ft long roided out aquatic honeybadger that can smell your fear from 40 miles away…and it has nothing better to do today.

    • dwemthy@lemdro.idEnglish
      18·
      7 hours ago

      Nurse sharks are friendly? The things I remember about them from my childhood book on sharks are: they sleep in big piles on the ocean floor, their eggs are like weird sacks, and they latch on after biting and will not let go

      • ephemeral_gibbon@aussie.zoneEnglish
        16·
        6 hours ago

        They’re little sea puppies that are perfectly happy to cruise around while you swim with them. At least that’s the grey nurse sharks we get in aus. The ones you’re describing sound more like wobbegongs or similar. The grey nurses need to be in highly oxygenated water.

        Grey nurses also used to have a rep as “man eaters” but that was just because of how they looked,not any actual attacks

        • MutilationWave@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          2 hours ago

          I was able to pet a bunch of them and huge stingrays off of Belize while snorkeling. The boat I was on tossed a bunch of chum and then five minutes later we jumped in. They were all so chill with full bellies.

      • Noble Shift@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        5 hours ago

        The Bahamas you can do this, but you are absolutely correct, and I think they are like ranked 5 or 6 in human bites, something ridiculously high, because they are all calm and people get stupid, mostly divers from what I’ve heard.

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          4·
          5 hours ago

          Pretty good sharks! Agree with your post though. Saw sharks are just some cool guys.

          If you wanna love and hate sharks simultaneously, watch My Octopus Teacher. Incredible documentary of nature happening, and there’s some heady shark action on top of the best octopus character study I’ve ever seen.

  • Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    7 hours ago

    Don’t you blaspheme in here! Hammerheads are right in there at the top!!

    Mako #1, obvs. But that’s cool.

  • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
    51·
    4 hours ago

    same with the Iditarod. As a kid, I was led to believe this was the biggest sporting event on Earth besides the Olympics. Now nobody even talks about it

  • smeg@feddit.ukEnglish
    2·
    5 hours ago

    No love for the goblin shark? They’re even weirder looking than the hammerhead!

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      37 minutes ago

      They only look weird in post mortem photos because their jaw is stuck forward. Most of the time they swim around looking like any other shark.