Flying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 day agoDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1103arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·1 day agoTo paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoHold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
minus-squareSilverCode@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 hours agoIf you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
Hold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
Lmao this one got me