The Lollipop
Yo, the starship’s warp core is bussin’ frfr! Captain’s like, ‘Beam me up, bestie!’ and we’re yeet-ing through subspace at warp 9. The Klingons are being mad sus, no cap. Our shields are giving skibidi vibes, but the photon torpedoes are straight fire. The away team’s fit check? Phaser-proof drip, obvi. Holodeck’s glitching though - major L. Vulcan science officer’s spitting facts, but it’s lowkey mid. Computer’s all ‘Unable to comply’ - skill issue much? Anyways, we’re about to go goblin mode on this anomaly. Space, the final frontier? Nah fam, it’s just our rizz playground!
(Please forgive me -.-)
No Diddy chat, on God I’m sus
(Please forgive me -.-)
I most certainly will not.
this is what Lower Decks is probably like to people who haven’t seen Lower Decks
Lower Decks answer:
“Cerritos, Burbank, Anaheim , Fresno , Sherman Oaks, Riverside, Culver City… Riverside, Santa Monica… Just tell me when to stop.”
Knowing that there are 7+ Enterprises already qualifies you as a Star Trek nerd.
That’s the joke.
Galactica, Millennium Falcon, Rocinante, Heart of Gold, Serenity, Starfury, and Pillar of Autumn.
Ooh, so close.
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-B)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-C)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-F)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-G)Btw, does anybody know what bottle was used for that Aldebaran Whisky? It looks to me like Jose Cuervo 1800 bottle.
Chef’s kiss of a response.
Don’t forget the -J from the ENT future
Or NX-01!
Also recall that NCC-1701 and NCC-1701-A are different ships.
Also don’t forget to include Janeway’s Enterprise. Rumdar was able to steal all of it’s secrets.
Rumdar truly is a master spy.
? The Voyager wasn’t called enterprise.
To anyone who has not seen Lower Decks, and either doesn’t want to or can’t:
Rumdar is a Pakled (the “It Makes Us Go”, “capture Geordie and force him to make them strong” dumb guys)
When the captain of the USS Cerritos meets this Pakled (and others) they all call her Janeway (because she’s a woman and in starfleet, therefore either she must be captain Janeway or all female captains are named Janeway)
They also refer to the Cerritos as “Enterprise”, as well as the USS Titan, which they call “Another Enterprise”, so either they think all ships are coincidentally named Enterprise , or all starfleet ships are called Enterprise.
Go watch Lower Decks and you’ll get the joke.
Does the ringship count? I’m not sure at what point a “spaceship” becomes a “starship”.
I don’t know about in Trek lore, but I think in the real world, when a ship is designed or used to travel from one star system to another, it’s classified as a starship
In ST they definitely use shuttles and runabouts to travel between star systems, but they aren’t called starships.
You missed the Enterprise J
Alright, so there’s Voyager, Voyager from when it got split while fighting the Vidians, Voyager from when it got duplicated by the silver blood, Enterprise D, Enterprise D from that time it got reflected back across time while the original was stuck in a temporal anomaly, the NX-01 Enterprise, and the NX-01 Enterprise from the aborted timeline where they fail to stop the Xindi and stay in the Expanse for like 80 years, and Trip and T’pol have a full adult son. Has the Cerritos been duplicated yet?
Also, the Enterprise D when it got stuck in the time loop where Frasier kept giving them a fatal fender bender. It could have been blown up a dozen times, a hundred, impossible to tell.
Could have gone for Voyager-J and do the same thing with the Enterprise but for Voyager.
What a fun crossover. One of my all time favs.
Anyhow, it reminds me of the Lower Decks episode with the Pakleds (?)
I too enjoyed this lovely cross over on this wonderful lovely day
Voyager (assuming they didn’t skip any letters between A and J)
We know there’s at least a Voyager D in Lower Decks time. Which does seem fast for the ones between. I hope they didn’t keep losing them
Voyager-A was active as of 2385, and LD takes place from 2380+. Either there’s a production goof, or Janeway self-destructs the ‘A’ as well as it’s next two successors in rapid succession. Given her propensity for initiating auto destruct, I guess it’s not too far-fetched lol.
Maybe she’s promoted to Fleet Captain, and gets put in charge of Voyagers A-C all at once, to take them on a deep space expedition. After they’re predictably swept away in an anomaly, the D is built
Or when the shipyards found out she took command of the “A”, they just started immediately building B through D assuming they’d be needed in short order lol.
I think she directly says “what’s that, like 10 generations?” after noticing the -J and gets corrected that it’s 11 (since she forgot about the non letter Voy)
